What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

What do you think are the real reasons Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for Attorney General in the upcoming Trump administration?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”